And so it begins...

And so it begins...

I have always set really pretty high goals for myself in life...now what are they you ask? well, since you asked so politely, let me tell you. I've wanted to: become class president in high school, start on the varsity football team, become an RA for the free housing, walk on to the UCLA football team...

How many of those have I met? All but one. I'll let you decide which one I didn't. All I know is.. there's still the NFL.

All jokes aside (or am I serious..?), I've realized that I want to become president. My end goal in this lifetime.. is to become president.

Why? Because I feel I can do a bombass job as the president. Partly also due to a scene in "Malcolm in the Middle" where the mom is talking to her son about his future.

you can watch it here: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDAxMjU1ODA=.html

mom:..and then you become president
malcolm: what?
mom: of the united states
malcolm:what if i dont want to be president?
mom: you're going to do it.... what matters is you'll be the only person in that position who will ever give a crap about people.. now you will be president and that's the end of it!
you know what its like to be poor and you know what it's like to work hard
malcolm:this is ridiculous.. you actualyl expect me to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the united states
mom: you look me in the eye and you tell me you can't do it
malcolm: *silence*

I guess I feel as if this whole government is entirely too corrupt. I hope Barack Obama creates change. It's been high time for change to come.

Well I've been digressing from the entire purpose of this blog.

This blog is to document my progress in my near-future goal. My goal to become a millionaire in two years. How am I going to do it? I'll outline my plan and the progress of each stage in the plan in this blog. If you follow along, you can perhaps see how I am and what I'm doing to get there.

Oh, and just for the skeptics out there.. no I am not starting out with $950,000 and only need to make $50,000 to reach that goal... here.. let me check my bank account to see where I'm at.

*I really am checking at this point*

OK. in my savings account I have *drum roll*
$35.06
And in my checking account *drum roll again please*
$149.95.
Student loans I still need to pay off? *and again..*
$6000

Biweekly paycheck amount? *final drumroll*
$0.

So actually.. financially... I am poorer than the homeless people LA.... Being at -$5814.99 right now... even if I sold every single one of my possessions, I would still be at negative $$$...
But that makes this journey that much more fun...

let it begin!